Freddy Krueger Gives You A Final New Nightmare on Elm Street – Double Edged Double Bill Episode 78

Are you ready for Freddy? Yes, A Nightmare on Elm Street is celebrating its 35th anniversary this year. So, Double Edged Double Bill is unfurling the red & green carpet as Adam Thomas and Thomas Mariani are joined by Desmond Alexander Peel of Desmond’s Flicks to wrap up October with two films featuring horror icon Freddy Krueger. First up for our trio is the bad pick of Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare, which gave the Elm Street franchise a less than respectful send off. Then their good pick New Nightmare, where Wes Craven returned to give the gloved slasher a meta contextual makeover. Plus, our Dream Warriors answer all the important questions. Why does Freddy look like an action figure? Did Wes Craven will an earthquake into existence? What will the two films be for next week’s episode on Arnold Schwarzenegger? Well listen to the podcast of your dreams to find out!

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The Lighthouse (2019): Bleakest Beacon

Lighthouses are meant to be a guiding force for wayward seafaring vessels. When you’re off from the shores in the middle of the fog, a lighthouse can often be a welcome sign of long journey’s end. For Winslow (Robert Pattinson) and Thomas (Willem Dafoe) though, The Lighthouse is merely the start of their endless waking nightmare. Set in 1890s New England at the titular house of light, our story follows Winslow as he arrives to serve a contract job as an assistant to lighthouse keeper Thomas (or wickie as Thomas often calls himself) for four weeks. The work is arduous as Winslow contends with horrific weather conditions, grating seagulls and less than stellar company in Thomas. The two are eventually stranded due to an ongoing hurricane, leading to perceptions of reality to warp.

All of this is to say the technically not a lot happens in The Lighthouse plot wise. It’s a two hander story of two men meeting and grappling with both each other & their own mental states. It’s an intimate back and forth that rarely leaves the indoor settings of cold metallic lighthouse tower, the compact living quarters or the ramshackle shack where supplies are stored. Even when action takes place outdoors, the rocky shore is unwelcoming and uneven. The sea here lives up to the sailor’s reputation of being a cruel mistress. Sometimes it provides food, other times it brings harsh winds & rain that spoil any chance of other human contact. The isolation felt by this environment is plentiful and uncaring, which allows the audience to immerse itself in the perspectives of Winslow and Thomas, however skewed or maddened they may end up being as the story progresses.

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Given how contained the basic story is, one could argue this would better served on the stage over its ultimate cinematic form. Yet, director/writer Robert Eggers gives this story an overtly cinematic tone by building on the authentic sense of filth. Presented in 1.19 : 1 aspect ratio (ie the action is presented as a square bordered by black on either side of the rectangular theater screen), The Lighthouse has a silent era aesthetic to it that feels alien to our world. There’s an otherworldly look to the moments of rocky shores being hit with waves. Like Winslow and Thomas are on an alien planet rather a shore on the coast of New England. Otherworldly aspects invade, but they all seem to be mental. As a form of escape from the monotony at hand. Which Winslow and Thomas cannot ultimately do as they stare each other in the face with contempt.

The paradoxical nature of The Lighthouse is in its ability to capture the grime of its setting while photographing it so beautifully. Cinematographer Jarin Blaschke manages to film the ugliest atmosphere in such a beautiful fashion. The black and white color scheme isn’t just there to echo the look of classic cinema for shallow reasons. Instead, the lack of color helps to immerse us in the disgusting fluids that cover our protagonists. We are as perplexed and craggy about the outside as Winslow. The dark grey oozes that splatter on their clothing and flesh could be oil, blood or excrement to both his tired face and our weary eyes. As the madness builds, those lines are blurred to the point of being indistinguishable. Yet, it’s all so immaculately shot that we can’t take out eyes off of the hideous circumstances. Or the haunting glow of the light Winslow desperately wants to experience despite Thomas’ protective insistence.

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Much of the human connection we have to these decrepit aspects is obviously due to our two leads. While we do follow both Winslow and Thomas the entire film, Winslow our audience POV character. Robert Pattinson portrays Winslow with a quiet brooding nature initially, taking advantage of his distinctive face to show off the shadowy contours as he toils away. All while speaking in a long extinct Maine accent. Pattinson’s attractive features are warped by his own performance to display a man on the edge of sanity. Pattinson relishes the grime he’s soaked in here, treating it as almost a baptism of filth. His gradual incline from hating the environment to angrily embracing it due to lack of any sort of hope he will leave is palpable to see. Showing his lack of cohesion as to whether he’s been at this place for a few days or several months. For the few doubters that still remain of Pattinson from his sparkly vampire days, The Lighthouse should be the final straw to erase any idea that he continues to have the glittery vanity of an Edward Cullen left in him as a performer.

Of course, crustily alongside him is Willem Dafoe in a role he was born to play. A crusty sea captain with equal parts malice and candor who speaks in ancient shanty talk. The most admirable thing about Dafoe as a performer is his inherent mastery of genuine empathy and deranged apathy depending on the role. He walks the delicate line between both in The Lighthouse, showing manic menace that presents itself as a threat to Winslow yet showing just enough concern so as to gaslight Winslow into believing all this may be his perceptions may be unreliable. Dafoe and Pattinson have a chemistry that’s erratic enough to change on a dime. Boss to employee. Mentor to mentee. Father to son. Wife to husband. One could assume they’d be likely to kiss in one scene before tearing each other’s faces off in the next. All of this helps to build the madness to a crescendo that speaks to how societal human interaction can break off rapidly in adverse conditions.

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The Lighthouse is designed in such a fashion that will alienate many. It flirts with being maritime horror film, a contained two handed thriller and dark comedy about masculinity broken down to bare bones levels. It is all of those things and so much more as we dig deeper into the dynamic between its two masterful performers. Yet, it’s not a seaside journey most audiences will want to take. In a similar fashion to Eggers’ debut The WitchThe Lighthouse is a dark unrelenting experience dressed in period garb with little to no concern about traditional storytelling or consistent logical reasoning. Safe to say, it aint for everybody. Yet, if you’re as willing as I am to lurk in the disgusting depravity of this contained psychological horror, it may just be one of your favorite films of the year. But that may be a pretty big “if.”

Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Angry Seagulls

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Trick R Treat Ft. Snoop Dogg – Double Edged Double Bill Episode 77

Welcome to another Double Edged Double Bill, boils and ghouls! This week, Adam Thomas and Thomas Mariani continue the spooky season with an episode on horror anthology films! First up is the bad feature Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror, one of the worst films our duo has ever covered. Then, our boys squeal with delight over the good feature Trick R Treat, one of the best films covered for the show. So much like your average horror anthology, it’s a mixed bag. This leads to our duo asking many questions. Does Anson Mount play the worst character in cinematic history? Is Dylan Baker a leather vampire daddy fetishist? What will the next two films be for next week’s episode on the A Nightmare on Elm Street series? Well tune in for two terrifying tales to find out, kiddies!

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Slither Around Those Freaks of Nature – Double Edged Double Bill Episode 76

Horror comedy is a pretty niche subgenre. Luckily, Adam Thomas and Thomas Mariani are part of that niche and celebrate it this week in honor of Zombieland 2 coming out! First up on their Double Edged Double Bill is the bad film Freaks of Nature, where our duo is gobsmacked at all the hilarious people in this unfunny production. Then, the boys discuss their love for the nasty yet highly entertaining Slither as their good film. Our duo also asks all the important questions. How many hats is too many? Which Muppet does Lloyd Kaufman most resemble? What two films will they discuss on next week’s horror anthology episode? Well calm down your laughs so you can hear all about it now!

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Prepare A Burial Ground for the Cemetery Man of Italian Horror – Double Edged Double Bill Episode 75

Mamma Mia! It’s a spicy episode of Double Edged Double Bill! This week, born Italian Thomas Mariani receives an education on Italian Horror cinema from not-at-all Italian Adam Thomas. The first lesson centers on our bad film Burial Ground wherein poorly dubbed Italian folks run away from zombies. Then we change course to our good film Cemetery Man in which a British man tries to fight zombies, love and his own descent into madness. This Italian Horror mini-course will answer all your questions. Why does that young boy look like he’s 45 years old? Is Super Mario a co-host of this podcast now? What will the films be for next week’s episode on horror comedies? Well make yourself a pizza pie and dig right in to find out!

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Joker (2019): Tears of a Sad Boi [No Spoilers]

DC Comics’ film department is going through an interesting period in its lifespan. After trying and failing to build a cinematic universe, the development team has adjusted to the more lucrative conceit of “let’s focus on doing one movie about one character.” So far, it’s paid off given the massive success of Wonder Woman and Aquaman. Now, they’re veering to an extreme 180 degree turn from the cinematic universe angle with Joker. A film containing no references to what previous films had established before that goes for a severe hard R for “strong bloody violence, disturbing behavior, language and brief sexual images” per the MPAA. Writer/director Todd Phillips has elected to take a massive left turn from the typical superhero faire (aside from a few hamfisted references to DC Comics lore) or even an anti-hero style oddball film like Venom. Instead, he has taken an iconic comic book villain and turned him into the villain protagonist of an angry nihilistic character study in the vein of Taxi Driver or The King of Comedy.

The Joker of this adaptation isn’t a smiling buffoon with a painted over moustache. Nor is he a grinning gangster out to get Batman and his “wonderful toys.” He isn’t even the grimey king of chaos who can’t wait to tell people about his scars. No, this version is Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix), a lonely party clown and failed stand up comic with a past of psychological problems who dreams of being on his favorite late night talk show hosted by his comedy idol Murray Franklin (Robert De Niro). He’s been cut off from psychiatric care thanks to underfunding for Gotham City’s social services department, with no real future insight. He takes care of his mentally ill mother Penny (Frances Conroy) while hopelessly crushing on the single mother neighbor Sophie (Zazie Beetz) down the hall. All of this compounds on his psyche, gradually transforming him into a warped version of the clown themed villain we know of.

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Right up front, the ace up the sleeve of Joker is obviously Joaquin Phoenix. Phoenix is very devoted to making Arthur a dangerous individual. His mannerisms and facial tics feel unpredictable at every turn, making any audience member stand on edge as they see Arthur handle strife. This emaciated husk of a person who takes being dumped on by life and turns into a compactor of human misery. Phoenix lost a lot of weight for the role and he looks nearly inhuman. The way his bones contort on his back alone portray a man who has not eaten in weeks, somehow surviving on whatever brief emotional context he can harvest. Joaquin finds the inner desolate evil grin to shine at a moment’s notice and marinates in the awkward tension of that grin.

There’s an occasional nugget of human pity buried underneath bitter malice and unbelievably heinous action, but Phoenix is devoted to making Arthur into a true monster. We see him care about his mother but then angrily rail when he feels threatened. He’s nice to single mother Sophie until she diverges attention away from him. Arthur takes the bad cards he’s dealt and slashes people in the face with the sharp edges. No joy, no heart, no sincerity. Just a devotion to self preservation by way of harming others. Consistently unpleasant to watch, but never unengaging enough to turn away from. A true villain protagonist for better and worse. Truly, Joaquin Phoenix does the best possible version of what is being asked of him in Joker which alone earns him every bit of praise he’s received for this unique performance.

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To match the soulfully filthy take from Phoenix, the cinematography and production design have elaborate dingy detail. Joker wants to be a full on early Martin Scorsese film and wears the appropriate costume to pull off the look. This 80s era Gotham is a desolate stand in for the slummy New York that Scorsese would populate his characters in. A garbage strike immerses the streets in filth. Buildings have extensive cracks in the drywall. The townsfolk are protesting the lack of attention from the rich in droves. Rising tension permeates the atmosphere, which cinematographer Lawrence Sher immerses in garish green haze that makes Gotham feel like a bloated corpse of a former metropolitan hub of industry. There’s a feeling of abandonment to the look of a city begging for a symbol to guide them. It’s a sheen that sells the themes of the film far more than… anything else about Joker does.

The confluence of these two elements is unfortunately marred by the mess of a screenplay. Joker constantly wants to sell the image that it isn’t your typical comic book movie or the usual fare of its director. Todd Phillips – previously known for his raunchy comedies like Old School and The Hangover Trilogy – wants to make the type of gritty crime stories that gave Martin Scorsese his start. Yet, all of his efforts feel hollow and self serving rather than the engaging take on mental illness and societal woes it portrays itself as. Of Phillips’ filmography, the only one Joker even mildly resembles is The Hangover Part III. A personal middle finger assault on the audience as Phillips took a contractual obligation for a third film in a comedy franchise that divulged into a mean spirited Tony Scott wannabe crime movie with half the style and far more aggressively angry transgressive shouting into a void. While Joker isn’t quite as grating, it still has a similar futile rage that fuels every step. Complete with Phillips’ usual bizarre soundtrack choices and awkward moments of comedic relief that get more and more deflating with each scene. The difference is this time, Phillips seems to be absolutely self serious as we see the world through his lens that has about as much insight as a high schooler fresh off watching Fight Club for the first time without getting its satiric messages.

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One example that nails this home is Joker‘s treatment of the mentally ill, a major theme throughout. We see Arthur and several other people suffer at the hands of underfunding for public programs that benefit daily living for these individuals. They’re left destitute and all fingers are pointed at rich folks like Thomas Wayne (Brett Cullen) who do nothing but exploit the tragedy for personal gain. Yet, the film itself does cheap ploys to make the horrific exploits of its mentally unstable yet monstrous protagonist more visually engaging and righteous. It’s a hypocrisy Joker lives by that seems cosmically appropriate to the spirit of the comics character, but only becomes repetitively groan worthy as time goes on. Where as a film like Scorsese’s King of Comedy has elegant nuance to its story of obsession gone awry,  Joker sticks to one lane of cultural commentary and never leaves the track. This story has all the pretensions of being a Taxi Driver, but has all of the insight and political guts of De Niro parodying his iconic “You Talkin’ To Me?” speech in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Joker fancies itself a Very Serious Movie™ for Todd Phillips. He wants everyone to know that he isn’t the Hangover director any longer. His big boy pants are on now and he isn’t mincing words about the dark cynical overtones he’s displaying here. Trouble is, the bombast is all sound and fury signifying so little. He somehow lucked into one of our greatest modern performers giving his usual unrelenting raw passion to this role and a cinematographer who dresses all of Phillips and co-writer Scott Silver‘s decisions in a perfect grimey looking package. Yet, the clothes don’t totally maketh the man in this case, as underneath the three piece Joker ensemble is a one note repetition of what any basic fan of this character would imagine. The sad thing is I love the idea of this type of interpretation. An alternate universe look at what a classic comics character could be rather than the same regurgitated drivel we tend to get. It’s just a shame that Joker repeats these conceits ad nauseum with little meaning to go around. By the time this punchline of a climax takes place, we’re already way ahead of the reveal.

Rating: 2 out of 5 Party Clown Wigs

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Clive Barker Says Candyman Will Rex Your Teeth – Double Edged Double Bill Episode 74

Happy Birthday, Clive Barker! Adam Thomas and Thomas Mariani kick off the Halloween season by talking two adaptations of the horror author’s work with guest Scott Crawford. First up is the bad feature Rawhead Rex. A film so bad it made Barker take up directing. Then, the good feature is Candyman which our crew agrees is far better than your typical slasher. Plus, our trio asks the important questions. What does a demon have against kitchens? Why does Virginia Madsen keep picking up bloody knives? Which two films will be picked for next week’s episode on Italian Horror? Well, follow the buzzing sound of bees to find out!

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